Sly And Arnie Go Stir Crazy

Sly And Arnie Go Stir Crazy

Spoilers ahead – if you haven’t seen the movie Escape Plan, you probably shouldn’t read this. Like all civilized and discerning people, I have long awaited the day when Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger would co-star in an action movie. Not like the Expendables movies, in which Arnie is just the monkey to Sly’s organ […]

Naked Demon Woman on the Loose !

Naked Demon Woman on the Loose !

For the last few months I have been caught up in a bizarre and ongoing attempt to write an album of unpleasantly snarky political songs. Originally the album was going to be symphonic metal (specifically Within Temptation) crossed with early Danzig, but I don’t have the big, butch voice required for that kind of thing […]

Slit-Mouthed Woman On the Loose!

Slit-Mouthed Woman On the Loose!

Despite being something of a rationalist, I have long had an interest in the paranormal. It’s mostly bullshit, of course, but it’s entertaining bullshit and isn’t that what matters? Anyway, once in a while I get the urge to write something about ghosts and ghoulies and the like, and this seems as good a place […]

Invasion 2.0

Invasion 2.0

In “Tomorrow, When The War Began” Australia gets invaded by a coalition of the willing, er… I mean a coalition of countries that want to get their hands on our resources. In other words, Australia becomes “Iraq III : The Irony.” The countries are Asian, but then what else would they be in this part […]

Battlestar “What The Frack Happened?”

Battlestar “What The Frack Happened?”

(Spoilers ahead, lots of them.) On March 20, 2009, hordes of Battlestar Galactica fans gathered around their TVs for the final episode of the show and uttered a collective “What the fuck?” that was heard not only around the world but probably in several neighboring galaxies as well. Not having gotten round to watching the […]

Vampirella Comiquette Statue by Sideshow Collectibles

Vampirella Comiquette Statue by Sideshow Collectibles

A stunning and gorgeous depiction of the Vamp from Another World, that’s the best way to describe this piece.  As comic book characters go, Vampi has a great design courtesy of Trina Robbins, but that’s where her appeal ends for me. Despite that, soon as i saw this thing i knew i had to write […]

Harley Quinn #1

Harley Quinn #1

A couple of years ago, the morons left in charge of DC comics while the adults were out of town decided that  D.C should stand for Dumbass Comics. Everything got dumbed down, the sex and violence went up, the guys turned into jerks and the girls turned into sluts. For God’s sake, they even had […]

Black Moon

Black Moon

A strange and disturbingly incomprehensible concoction from 1975, Louis Malle’s Black Moon is — more or less, kind of, I think — the “story” of Lily, an attractive young creature who finds herself at a rather surreal country estate after fleeing what appears to be a shooting war between men and women. Beyond that there […]