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AC/DC has a new album coming out

On November 13, which is also Black Friday of course. According to Angus they have a shitload of material from the days before Malcolm became ill, stuff that simply didn’t fit on any of the albums from the 90s but which was still up to standard. Sounds about right, if the new single is anything […]

Rabid Bunnies of Discontent

This is one of the songs i put out as Velvet Lizard. It’s been years so i don’t really recall how i came up with this one. I probably just wanted something absurdist and soothing. Actually, no. I vaguely recall that this was supposed to be a bright happy song, but the melody and the […]

The Happy Clown Song

A song about a lunatic clown who wants to kill everyone in a certain city, partly to cheese off a certain weirdo in a bat costume and partly because he thinks it would be a really hilarious thing to do! Yes, it’s the Joker and he’s going on about Batman and Gotham. That’s comic book […]

Songs For The Emotionally Bewildered

Songs For The Emotionally Bewildered

    This is an album of funny pop songs that i put together over a period of several years and finally released in December of 2019 under the name Velvet Lizard. As i expected, the album went nowhere – virtually NO album sells unless it’s heavily promoted and i couldn’t be bothered to do […]

The Unlikely Revenge of Little Miss Muffet

The Unlikely Revenge of Little Miss Muffet

Yet another of those projects that took me years to finish. I first did a very quick sketch of the basic idea back in 2009! Then i only got around to doing the actual drawing in July 2018, and then it took me another two years to finish the thing! Bloody hell. This one comes […]

The Horn

The Horn

  Another one of those paintings that took me a decade to get ‘round to finishing. Earliest file i have of this is from March of 2010 and it’s 90% finished so it was obviously started at least a few weeks earlier.   This is based on a short horror story called…er…”The Horn,” which i […]

Fishy Business

Fishy Business

One of those paintings that took me a decade to finish. Not because i was working on it constantly, but just because i forgot about it for years at a time. The first file i have of this one is dated August 2009. I finally finished it in December of  2019. Bloody hell. Anyway, this […]

Linus Finally Meets The Great Pumpkin

Linus Finally Meets The Great Pumpkin

For those who don’t know, in the Peanuts strips Linus spends every Halloween night sitting in a pumpkin patch waiting for a figure called The Great Pumpkin to arrive. He seems to have confused said anthropomorphic vegetable with that fat guy that keeps getting stuck in chimneys, and is convinced that upon arrival The Great […]

The Tall (Ish) Man

The Tall (Ish) Man

There are movies that are just plain bad. There are movies that are just plain good. Then there are movies that fall into the crack between the two categories. “The Tall Man” is one of the latter, and it’s stuck in there so firmly that not even several gallons of baby oil and an army […]

Stonehearst Asylum – Dull As Dishwater But Not Half As Appetizing

Stonehearst Asylum – Dull As Dishwater But Not Half As Appetizing

This is one of the worst movies i have seen all year. How anyone could take something as clever and bizarre as Poe’s “The System Of Dr Tarr And Professor Fether” and come up with such an unspeakably bland and boring piece of crap is an absolute mystery. The most unforgivable aspect of this unforgivable […]