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The Happy Clown Song

A song about a lunatic clown who wants to kill everyone in a certain city, partly to piss off a certain weirdo in a bat costume and partly because he thinks it would be a really hilarious thing to do! Yes, it’s the Joker and he’s going on about Batman and Gotham. That’s comic book […]

Songs For The Emotionally Bewildered

Songs For The Emotionally Bewildered

    This is an album of funny pop songs that i put together over a period of several years and finally released in December of 2019 under the name Velvet Lizard. As i expected, the album went nowhere – virtually NO album sells unless it’s heavily promoted and i couldn’t be bothered to do […]

The Unlikely Revenge of Little Miss Muffet

The Unlikely Revenge of Little Miss Muffet

Yet another of those projects that took me years to finish. I first did a very quick sketch of the basic idea back in 2009! Then i only got around to doing the actual drawing in July 2018, and then it took me another two years to finish the thing! Bloody hell. This one comes […]

The Horn

The Horn

  Another one of those paintings that took me a decade to get ‘round to finishing. Earliest file i have of this is from March of 2010 and it’s 90% finished so it was obviously started at least a few weeks earlier.   This is based on a short horror story called…er…”The Horn,” which i […]

Fishy Business

Fishy Business

One of those paintings that took me a decade to finish. Not because i was working on it constantly, but just because i forgot about it for years at a time. The first file i have of this one is dated August 2009. I finally finished it in December of  2019. Bloody hell. Anyway, this […]

Linus Finally Meets The Great Pumpkin

Linus Finally Meets The Great Pumpkin

For those who don’t know, in the Peanuts strips Linus spends every Halloween night sitting in a pumpkin patch waiting for a figure called The Great Pumpkin to arrive. He seems to have confused said anthropomorphic vegetable with that fat guy that keeps getting stuck in chimneys, and is convinced that upon arrival The Great […]

The Tall (Ish) Man

The Tall (Ish) Man

There are movies that are just plain bad. There are movies that are just plain good. Then there are movies that fall into the crack between the two categories. “The Tall Man” is one of the latter, and it’s stuck in there so firmly that not even several gallons of baby oil and an army […]

Stonehearst Asylum – Dull As Dishwater But Not Half As Appetizing

Stonehearst Asylum – Dull As Dishwater But Not Half As Appetizing

This is one of the worst movies i have seen all year. How anyone could take something as clever and bizarre as Poe’s “The System Of Dr Tarr And Professor Fether” and come up with such an unspeakably bland and boring piece of crap is an absolute mystery. The most unforgivable aspect of this unforgivable […]

Mr. Joseph Kerr, Esquire

Mr. Joseph Kerr, Esquire

Took me six months, off and on, to do this one and i am quite pleased with it. It’s a much looser style than i have ever used before and one which i intend to make my regular thing from now on. It’s much more expressive, more fun to work with, and actually easier to […]

The Descent of Woman

The Descent of Woman

A bunch of chicks go down a hole and wish they hadn’t. That’s pretty much it, when it comes to the plot of The Descent. But this movie isn’t about plot, or story, or fascinating and unexpected twists, it’s about some chicks…who go down a hole. The gals in this thing are a bunch who […]